whydoihaveablog:
molls:
This YouTube comment on this video had me straight rollin’.
I’ve seen the live lip dub proposal 1.2 times. I couldn’t even get to the actual lip dubbing part the second time because I can’t emotionally handle the wreckage my entire soul feels.
I just saw this video for the first time and all I could think was “It’s ‘dancing juice’…not ‘dancing jews’…”
Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.
Made me laugh so hard I started choking.
yeahisawiton:
‘My friends microwave stopped working about a week ago. Now it’s asking for a blood sacrifice’
(Source: yeahIsawiton)